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I thought I would look exactly like myself, just a little better. So, I went down to a clinic in Seal Beach, California, and coughed up $1900 clams for this new and exciting technology. The left side of my face, which has always been smaller, is really small. This new face with small mean eyes follows me wherever I go.

A Registered Nurse did the deed and it hurt, but I didn’t care. The treatment took a bit over an hour, and I didn’t have any swelling afterwards, just some strange numbness, and nerve tingling for a month. Ultherapy hypes itself as “natural” because you “build your own collagen.” Basically, Ultherapy cooks the SMAS layer of the face to 150 degrees, damaging it, so it can repair itself (build collagen) and lift. I mean it’s just one high cheekbone that slopes into nothingness. Something is very wrong.….”I think I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so.” I notice that my eyes look squinty! I want to take a knife and slit the skin around them and set them free! ” The only answer I receive is, “That’s not a known side effect of Ultherapy.” What about all of the other women that this happened to? Don’t you want to report my adverse reactions to Ultherapy? But no, they all parrot the same Ultherapy jargon they learned at their one- day seminar. I feel like I’m in some fucked up Twilight Zone episode.

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